Mowing the lawn is a chore I don't think I will ever get used to or enjoy. Whenever the time to do yard work rolls around, I usually shudder where I stand, work up the strength to face the pain, and then do the work assigned to me. In the midst of this three-step progression, I know that I will inevitably have an allergic breakdown before the yard work is all over.

Here's to hysterical allergic breakdowns. Lift your chalices!